3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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