i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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