How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
only you would photoshop your dick
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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