Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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