Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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