jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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