I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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