i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
whose parrot is this?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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