I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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