If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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