I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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