what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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