got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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