He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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