I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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