So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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