It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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