i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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