He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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