Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
