Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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