the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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