everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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