Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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