The brown eye won't let me do that either.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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