scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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