I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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