And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Your cock deserves a montage
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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