it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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