Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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