Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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