STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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