Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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