then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dicks are not precious.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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