Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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