i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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