i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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