As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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