i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
this is an emotional support booty call
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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