Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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