Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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