**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Success! We fucked roommates!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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