he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Hello my rib-scented angel!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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