the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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