i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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