awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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