he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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