she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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