I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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