Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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